Monday, May 9, 2011

Advice From A Martini Aficionado

A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol-related.

This means that the remaining 77% are caused by those who just drink coffee, energy drinks, colas, water and crap like that.

Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol.  They cause three times as many accidents.


  1. Doug said: Hey, that makes sense. Is there a Mothers Against Undrunk Driving?

    Right on Doug. Had to delete the original post as something screwy was happening to the text.

  2. LOL!!!

    I've heard of a few safety organizations that want to disable radios and CD players from being changed while the car is in motion because they feel the driver needs to keep his attention on the road.

    I see the point but its a little too Big Brother for me.

  3. My husband always says that everyone is drunk or stoned on the road. I beg to differ. They just don't know how to drive.

  4. hahaha, this post cracked me up! shiz who would have thunk, eh?

  5. Okay, so I don't drive (anymore) and I don't drink (anymore).

    Since the cops claim I've done everything except rape, murder 'n mayhem in my heyday, should people still be wary of me??


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