Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Sin: Eat meat and I'll blow your dick off

Tired of screwing around, PETA has decided it's time to get tough. They've hired Lydia Guevara (Che's granddaughter) to lead the charge. And just in case you hard-tails ain't paying attention, she'll take all her clothes off. I don't know about you, but I'm throwing away all my leather goods (except for the black stuff in the back of the closet) and enlisting.

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  1. Well now is it PETA that is tired of screwing or Lydia. If it's them ok, if it is her, why would i join the revolution. I don't own leather, well except the jacket from the late 70's i'll toss it, don't fit anyway.

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  2. I have it on good authority that Punch has an extensive leather "accessories" collection and that jadedj is a Vegan... so dear readers, while you can place utmost faith in my blogs, you must be wary of some of the things you read here.

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  3. Well shit...I typed that original comment before coffee. I meant to say...A Red Meat protesting a little red meat, eh.

    See it has a different stroke to it.

    Not to sure about C's veracity, but I am sure that leather of which Punch speaks, no longer fits due to too much red meat.

    As to being a Vegan, I categorically deny that! I am a founding member of Meat Eaters for Jesus. You may have heard of us on FOX News, and seen our ads right after our Sergeant-at-Arms, Billy Mays' own OxiClean commercial...which has nothing to do with the organization, Clean Bowls, and Lids Down for Mary of America...I might add.

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  4. My apologies JJ... I made that comment prior to my afternoon martini. Now I get it, a Red protesting Red. Pretty cleaver... no, I mean clever.

    I have a friend who would eat nothing but meat. And bread if it was on a hamburger. Once saw him devour 25 Krystals in a single sitting. No veges of any kind. Never. Great guy but lethal gas. Whew!

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  5. Oh, the meat eaters for Jesus thing. No, sorry, never heard of you.

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  6. Deuterneutery, 13:4-7 is the basis for our organization (this is the sin thing blog...right?)

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  7. Of Course I'm sure you are refering to the King James Version!

    13:4 Ye shall walk after the LORD your God, and fear him, and keep his commandments, and obey his voice, and ye shall serve him, and cleave unto him.

    13:5 And that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams, shall be put to death; because he hath spoken to turn [you] away from the LORD your God, which brought you out of the land of Egypt, and redeemed you out of the house of bondage, to thrust thee out of the way which the LORD thy God commanded thee to walk in. So shalt thou put the evil away from the midst of thee.

    13:6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which [is] as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;

    13:7 [Namely], of the gods of the people which [are] round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the [one] end of the earth even unto the [other] end of the earth;

    Yeah Buddy, that is the reason for the "accessories" so as to render the meat pink all the way through. Don't want no tough stake being nailed for this tent of zion.
    So lets look at the lessons for our prayer meeting this wednesday evening, to witt:

    1) 13-4 Did you notice the cleave part? Mr. C. Ms Cleaver is a whole other thing. She'll fuck you up.
    2)13-5 Now are you that prophet or dreamer of dreams? See note 1)
    3)13-6 Pay attention to the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which [is] as thine own soul... shit She'll fuck you up.
    4) 13-7 the people which [are] round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the [one] end of the earth even unto the [other] end of the earth... She'll fuck you up.
    No shit she'll fuck you up.

    Let's all sing now: Shall we gather at the river, the beautiful river, gather with the souls at the river that flows by the throne...

    ahh yes the is beautiful, keep singing while the plate is passed for this poor wayfaring stranger.

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  8. Well, shit brother C, you have opened a veritable verily of worms in brother Punch there...and it has nothing to do with hornyness...maybe.

    Punch, sorry brother, I should have stated, I am quoting from the King Wally version, of which there are only 1/2 still in print. Ol James there has been known to fuck you up. So I stay away from that one. Just sayin.

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  9. I knew this blogging thing would fuck me up, I just knew it!

    Post a message to my friends, known and unknown, warning them that if they keep eating meat they would soon be dickless and look what happens.

    It's just amazing what lengths men will go to when it comes to Mr. Happy.

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  10. When I first saw this I wondered what Che would have said, remembering all of the iguana he ate in the jungles.

    Huffington Post had a vote yesterday for the best naked for PETA posters...personally I don't think any of them were naked enough to represent an organization that generally does not adopt out animals from their American shelter but rather euthanize them by the thousands. 85% of the animals they take in to shelter they kill. Which is OK I suppose as long as they don't eat the meat or wear the fur.


    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2005/06/23/EDG11DC9BK1.DTL

    Above from the SF Chronicle

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  11. Saw the Huffpost thing WM, it's where I snatched the flick. I've long been of the belief that every school child should me made to take a field trip to a slaughter house and animal shelter. Kids need to know what price the other creatures of this earth pay so we can casually buy "food items" off of the shelf and cuddle a pet whenever we feel like it.

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  12. I'm all for the Bob Barker philosophy of spay and neuter but this ecoanimalbullshit of PETA is a for profit venture to pay the salaries of them who run the organization not some abiding love of all God's creatures great and small.

    Wonder what their individual stances on euthanasia of humans and abortion is.

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  13. I'm sure it's the same as most Right to Lifers... save um now so we can kill um later, or no, that's lock um up for life, we wouldn't actually want to kill anything, even vermin.

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