Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Good Grief! You can't even count on Victoria's Secret anymore.

Can't afford Playboy or you don't want to have to go up to the low-life behind the counter and ask for it?  No sweat, soon enough the Victoria's Secret catalogs will begin to fill the mailboxes and, what the hell, Mr. Wall never reads his anyhow sooo...   Whew Wee!!

If you ever needed proof that nothing is as good as it used to be, this is it... the Victoria's Secret fashion show.

What the hell is this?  Ever had one of those moments when the passion is at its peak and you can't get the damned bra unhooked?  Well, you're gonna need a can opener for this one.

And how about this?  By the time you dig through all of the bling it's time to quit and watch Monday Night Football.  First things first.
Nothing like a little romantic lighting to get you in the mood.  I guess this is for guys who love the bright lights of Broadway. 
I need a little help with this one.  Ummm.. for guys who have a hard time finding the target?  Or, maybe it's a spin the wheel game show... too bad, you ain't gettin none tonight buddy.
Thank goodness there's at least one American girl who knows what its all about!

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  1. hahaha miley i think will keep us entertained for some time....though i must say, she is just a bit scary....

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  2. Who or what is Victoria’s Secret?

    Apart from that I would say that ALL of these outfits, even the last one, are total passion killers. Too much, too little, too obvious. Not that I’d know anything about it, being a mere female.

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    1. Ha ha ha ha... you're first question was the one that started me laughing. Not that you are lacking in any sort of pop culture knowledge, but that's exactly we should all be saying about them. BTW, they are a big time sexy lingerie company here in the colonies.

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  3. Hmmm...Victoria should perhaps keep her secet?

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  4. I just found out what the whole PINK thing everyone had embroidered across their ass was about last year. OK I can surly see paying $100 for a pair of $3 to make sweat pants in a Sri Lanken sweat shop, you know helping the economy and all but the VS models that is why they sell scissors and knives at thoe counter, you do not disrobe you women you cut the lingerie off. Now Miley there she almost had the pink thing goingon in that photo but the camera was at the wrong angle or she was too young or to not bright. Or was she twerking the chain?

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    1. I wish I knew what twerking is. It don't sound too good but if it's what Miley is doing, hey, it's alright by me!

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  5. Whatever happened to the skimpy bras and bikinis that I always associated with Victoria's Secret? I guess they've gone the way of the stage coach and the hula hoop.

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  6. I'm not so sure about that. Judging by this year's offerings, I wouldn't be a bit surprised if they didn't make in to next year's show.

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