If you ever needed proof that nothing is as good as it used to be, this is it... the Victoria's Secret fashion show.
|What the hell is this? Ever had one of those moments when the passion is at its peak and you can't get the damned bra unhooked? Well, you're gonna need a can opener for this one.|
|And how about this? By the time you dig through all of the bling it's time to quit and watch Monday Night Football. First things first.|
|Nothing like a little romantic lighting to get you in the mood. I guess this is for guys who love the bright lights of Broadway.|
|I need a little help with this one. Ummm.. for guys who have a hard time finding the target? Or, maybe it's a spin the wheel game show... too bad, you ain't gettin none tonight buddy.|
|Thank goodness there's at least one American girl who knows what its all about!|