Monday, July 15, 2013

You Can't Make This Stuff Up

Man In Bed Killed By Falling Cow

WTF?  

Dateline:  Somewhere in Brazil

Joao Maria de Souza, 45, was asleep next to his wife when the cow, believed to have escaped from a nearby farm, stepped onto the roof after grazing on a hill behind their home and came crashing down, crushing him to death.

His wife -- and the cow -- were unharmed, according to the Telegraph.

Souza survived the initial impact, but died at the hospital the next day from internal bleeding.

His family claims he had to wait too long to see a doctor.

"Being crushed by a cow in your bed is the last way you expect to leave this earth," his brother told The Independent. "But in my view it wasn't the cow that killed our Joao, it was the unacceptable time he spent waiting to be examined."

When your time is up, your time is up.

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    1. I can hear the monks chanting.... Holy, holy, cow...

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    1. Instant karma. Can you find that right next to instant coffee?

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  3. "When your time is up, your time is up?"
    You voted with the Tea Party.

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  4. I've always thought I'd like to die quietly while sleeping in my bed, but um, I can do without the COW!

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    1. Gives the term holy cow a whole new meaning.

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  5. I'm with Ellen, that sounded like the bill on some bad Karma came due.

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  6. Didn't this person have Falling Cow insurance???

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