Well, worry no longer. Have I got a plan for you. At last, a program that will guarantee you lifelong security while helping improve the government and the economy at the same time. Sound too good to be true? Well, this is change you can really believe in.
It's called... Three Hots and a Cot! It's easy and it's fun. Here's how it works in 2 easy steps.
1) Each senior, 65 or older, gets a gun and 4 bullets. (Gun and ammunition sales spur employment, helping the economy.)
2) You are allowed to shoot four politicians. (Abrupt term limits. Greatly improving a responsive government.)
And here's the best part! This means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heat and air-conditioning, regularly scheduled outdoor exercise and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? Ditto. A new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered. And as an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now!
And who is going to pay for all of this? Not to worry. It won't cost you a dime. In fact, THEY WILL PAY YOU to make license plates and other useful items. Plus, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any taxes!! Wow! How can you beat that?
Don't take any chances. Register now, before it's too late and Congress no longer has a quorum. Click on the picture below, NOW, for your no-obligation free trial and tour of prison facilities.