I knew there was a good plan!
Yes! Finally we have a manly approach to these sissy entitlement programs.
Fucking A, Jack! We don't keed no stinin' Social Security. And the bonus, unintended benefit could be...SOYLENT GREEN!
I would've thought this were funnier when I was younger. Now I only need a gift certificate for banana peels to do me in.
I'm sure Plastic Mitt, Nazi Newt, Frothy Rick, and Ron Paul approve that message.
Might work if the AARP gets behind it.
I'd vote for that as long as I get to die while having sex with gnewts third wife. I know she wouldn't mind because she already fucks a dead man.
I'm sharing this on Facebook. They forgot to mention the joys of Drug Roulette: Pour your regularly prescribed Rx medications down the toilet and let your kids sell lottery tickets on the drop dead date...in lieu of an inheritance.
P.S. Fabulous new makeover, Mr. C.
I must at least collect 1 check. I can blow it all on skydiving lessons. Once I figure out the correct way to pack the chute.
It's the American Way!
I've decided to drive in the Rolex 24 at Daytona. I figure I can go out in a blaze of glory and same the government a bunch of money. Well, maybe not a bunch. In fact, I guess, not much when you think about it.Thanks Nance.
Yes but think of all the spectators you could take out. Lot of guvment dough there.
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