Saturday, May 21, 2011

Oh My God! It's happening!!

Sent from my iPhone:  I can't believe it!  I'm being Raptured!!  It's as if I'm lighter than air, floating above and out of the toil and troubles of the earth.  It's a wonderful feeling.  A freedom that can't be described.

I don't know if this is reaching my post or not.  I hope so.  I'll keep broadcasting as long as I can.

I'm so excited!


  1. Saw Jesus at the beach today, asked him about the Rapture and he said it was cancelled on account of such nice weather. Then he made bushels of corn chips from one bag and turned the ocean water into beer.

    The party was blast and the Jesus dude can really play volleyball. By the way, Mary Magdalene is smoking hot in a bikini.

  2. C, got hold of some good shit, huh?

  3. jadedj said..."C, got hold of some good shit, huh?"

    Yeah, and ya'd THINK he'd pass it along to some of his faithful followers.

    Greedy lil' rapturee that Mr. C.


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