Friday, October 30, 2009

Last Minute Halloween Help

If you are like me, you always wait until the last minute to come up with things like birthday gifts and Halloween costumes. I am forever thinking of neat costumes and gifts but forever procrastinating until it's too late to do anything but rummage through the closet for whatever lies in the deep recesses therein, or making a last minute dash to Target. Always on the lookout for ways to help my blogosphere friends, I came across these fantastic Halloween masks on the Huffpost and I thought I would share them with you so that you can relax, knowing you will be the envy of all your friends. All you have to do is click on the image, print it, and follow the instructions on the mask. Good luck. WARNING: This is some scary stuff, not for the faint of heart.
You can go trick-or-treating as Blago! With this mask, you can get extra candy for doing nothing.
Hey, if you're really feeling piggish, you can go as Kanye West. That way you don't have to worry about walking up and knocking on all those doors, you can just steal candy from little girls.
You can go as everybody's favorite buffoon, Glenn Beck. With this mask you can just act stupid and no one will expect anything different.
This is the scariest mask of all and should be worn only if you are willing to do anything, I mean "anything", for candy.

16 comments:

  1. What a shame that Hallowe'en isn't celebrated wildly over here. I'd love the freedom to call myself Sarah for an evening....

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  2. Does the Pecker one come with Vicks Vapor Rub?

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  3. Matt... That shouldn't stop you as some of the previous post's vampires were from you side of the globe.
    C'mon Peach, show some spunk. On the other hand, would love to see a photo of your costume.
    JJ... Penicillin.

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  4. Ya mean there's none for Obama? Whoa, I'm shocked! But on second thought, I wonder what ya'd say we could do with THAT mask (besides the usual response of shovin' it up one's ass, that is).

    But have a happy anyway, my dear....whoever/whatever ya may end up dressin' as.

    As for me, I don't "do" Halloween...nor do I do Easter, Thanksgiving, Memorial Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas, Labor Day, New Years or any other damn holiday for that matter, bah humbug! ;-)

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  5. MDJ... You get to scare people everyday! The rest of us have to settle for one day a year. Figured Obama was already covered.

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  6. I guess I wear the same thing I wore last year? It was a most whorable costume! ...LOL...

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  7. I am assuming you are not as grotesque as the above uglies, but slap a bit of make up on and let's have a Mr. Charleston mask?

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  8. Bella... Oh no, you didn't go as Madonna did you?
    Holte... That's me in the header window.

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  9. I just saw an ad for an Obama Chia Pet. It grows a big afro.

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  10. JenJen...thanks
    PEN... I'll bet they'll sell hotter than pet rocks.

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  11. LOL Mr. C you have to put the official remix on my song when it comes out! I think your "humorous" take on the lyrics are actually great, and I love rollin' on a river rofl

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  12. Bringing these faces to mind brought me the most perfect of Halloweens...they put me to sleep. what a group of ignorant boring motherfuckers.

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  13. JP... can't wait for the remix
    WM... glad to be of service

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