Mr. Charleston, I do hope that you have managed to keep yourself from the boneyard today after that wild experience at the Winn Dixie.
You know over the years, I have broken a few of those damn commandments, I'm wondering now that we have it narrowed down to two, if I might be saved from the burning in hell and eternal damnation that those hypocritical Christian bastards preach about?
C---ol' George was one of my heroes...and that list is a short one. I sorely miss him. Thanks for the post.
Hey Peach...think about this. Burning for eternity...for FUCKING ETERNITY! Wouldn't you kind of get used to it after, say, the first thousand years? And then, hell it wouldn't be punishment any more would it. So, what would then be the point. Ain't gonna happen. No way. No how. Now eternity without peaches...or peanuts (God I love peanuts)...or, say, wine...we're talking real hell. See, Christian dogma is just out of touch with reality.
george was the best. He recieved the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor in 2008.
ReplyDeleteMr. Charleston, I do hope that you have managed to keep yourself from the boneyard today after that wild experience at the Winn Dixie.
ReplyDeleteYou know over the years, I have broken a few of those damn commandments, I'm wondering now that we have it narrowed down to two, if I might be saved from the burning in hell and eternal damnation that those hypocritical Christian bastards preach about?
C---ol' George was one of my heroes...and that list is a short one. I sorely miss him. Thanks for the post.
ReplyDeleteHey Peach...think about this. Burning for eternity...for FUCKING ETERNITY! Wouldn't you kind of get used to it after, say, the first thousand years? And then, hell it wouldn't be punishment any more would it. So, what would then be the point. Ain't gonna happen. No way. No how. Now eternity without peaches...or peanuts (God I love peanuts)...or, say, wine...we're talking real hell. See, Christian dogma is just out of touch with reality.
Thou shalt no covet your neighbors goods... now that's just plain stupid.
ReplyDeleteThey guy was the best.
No Peach, one trip to the boneyard was enough for me. From now on, I'm staying the hell out of Winn Dixie. It's Publix for me.