Sunday, September 30, 2012

Inappropriate Wedding Dresses - And a little advice

As many of my blogging friends know, from time to time Mr. C, in his efforts to enlighten mankind, will offer some important news and advice to his male buds.  But also, from time to time, he comes across some information he feels is important to share with his female buds as well and such is the case today.  So, in the spirit of reaching across the aisle here is some friendly advice for you ladies.

What not to wear on your wedding day, unless...

You look like this, or...
 
It's the only way to get a green card, or...
You're a pole dancer, or...
You fantasize that you're Camilla Parker Boles, or...
Uh... well uh... I give up.
 But there is one really important saving redemption to these dresses for us guys...  they will absolutely avoid this.

 
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22 comments:

  1. ellen abbottSunday, September 30, 2012 9:50:00 AM

    speechless.

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  2. DougSunday, September 30, 2012 10:05:00 AM

    I'm too old to be snagged by a display of side boob.
    I do like side boob, though.

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  3. Commander ZaiusSunday, September 30, 2012 11:54:00 AM

    One of my brother's wife tried to wear something similar at their wedding. Did not show the same level of skin but it was way too revealing. Add the fact my sister-in-law was/is forty pounds overweight and a lot of guys got drunk very quick to try and forget what we saw that day.

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  4. Rubye JackSunday, September 30, 2012 1:20:00 PM

    Perhaps these are the night of the wedding? Some women just don't have a clue and think all they have to offer anyone is a body. Ah well...

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  5. yellowdoggrannySunday, September 30, 2012 6:37:00 PM

    holyfuckme.

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  6. Susan Flett SwiderskiSunday, September 30, 2012 10:36:00 PM

    On the plus side, none of those dresses will delay the start of the honeymoon. Heck, they might not even have to take those things off!

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    1. Mr. CharlestonMonday, October 01, 2012 6:26:00 AM

      That's for sure. In fact, looks like the honeymoon begins before the preacher closes the Bible.

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  7. the walking manMonday, October 01, 2012 6:58:00 AM

    Dude I might marry you if you wore one of them just for the hilarity factor. I of course already have a divorce attorney.

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    1. Mr. CharlestonMonday, October 01, 2012 6:00:00 PM

      If I wore one of them I guarantee you will run for the hills.

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  8. PunchMonday, October 01, 2012 7:05:00 AM

    You must have a point.
    I fail to get it.

    Nice skin, and great heels.

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    1. Mr. CharlestonMonday, October 01, 2012 6:00:00 PM

      Pure frivolity my friend. You do remember frivolity don't you?

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  9. John Going GentlyMonday, October 01, 2012 3:14:00 PM

    oh I enjoyed this my first trip here... will return if thats ok!
    regards
    john

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  10. Tom HarperMonday, October 01, 2012 4:38:00 PM

    The eternal dilemma: the revealing wedding dress or the man trap.

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  11. kylieTuesday, October 02, 2012 6:56:00 AM

    so thats where i went wrong, twenty years ago

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