Friday, February 14, 2014

This Could Get Messy

My head hurts, my feet stink, my back aches, my joints squeak, can't get it up, can't get down, can't hear, can't see, can't crap, can't pee, but right here, next to the comics, is the answer I seek staring out at me and... I get it free! (Plus shipping and handling)

 Friday Flash 55 at the G-Man's
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19 comments:

  1. G-ManFriday, February 14, 2014 2:25:00 PM

    So.... Comics is THE great panacea?
    Gimme some!
    You have a bevy of ailments Mr. C, you best take care.
    Loved your complaining 55
    Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End

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  2. Tom HarperFriday, February 14, 2014 4:46:00 PM

    That's quite a predicament you're in. Or as Tom Waits put it, "I've lost my equilibrium, my car keys and my pride."

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    1. Mr. CharlestonSaturday, February 15, 2014 10:16:00 AM

      Well, as long as he finds one of them everything will be OK

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  3. JonoFriday, February 14, 2014 5:36:00 PM

    But wait! There's more!
    I think you've made some fine lyrics Mr. C!

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  4. Other MaryFriday, February 14, 2014 8:46:00 PM

    Does the add claim: All wool and a yard wide, gauranteed not to rip, ravel, tear, run down at the heels or smell bad in the summer time?

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    1. Mr. CharlestonSaturday, February 15, 2014 10:15:00 AM

      LOL No, but the ad itself is a yard wide. Does that count?

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  5. ellen abbottFriday, February 14, 2014 10:06:00 PM

    Just need a little fixer upper.

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  6. Brian MillerFriday, February 14, 2014 10:28:00 PM

    now if the delivery guy will just bring it to your bedside you should be ok...that way you dont even have to get up to get it...ha....

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    1. Mr. CharlestonSaturday, February 15, 2014 10:14:00 AM

      Now you on to something. Boudoir Delivery. Has a ring to it.

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  7. yellowdoggrannyFriday, February 14, 2014 11:16:00 PM

    someday you'll look back on this day and laugh.

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  8. MRMacrumSaturday, February 15, 2014 4:59:00 AM

    Sounds like a typical Monday here on Sam Page Road. Packed a lot information in those 55 words. Good Job.

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  9. jadedjSaturday, February 15, 2014 8:44:00 AM

    This Could Get Messy, wasn't that a tune by The Procrastinators...1971?

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    1. Mr. CharlestonSaturday, February 15, 2014 10:12:00 AM

      You're the only person in the world who could come up with that JJ

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  10. MargaretThursday, February 20, 2014 3:23:00 PM

    …that "handling" can get a bit pricey - but as long as you get it free, what a deal :)

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