Friday, July 26, 2013

Women... The More I Learn, The Less I Know

The more I learn, the less I know. Some would say that simply means you now recognize how much you don't know, but I don't agree, at least not in my case. Even though a Trivial Pursuit ace, I've always had an appreciation for how little I really know about anything that matters, especially women.

Friday Flash 55 at the G-Man's

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  1. expressing how little you actually know, is the first step to wisdom...read that in a fortune cookie once...smiles.

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    1. Everybody knows fortune cookies are made in Brooklyn.

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  2. i learn something new every day..so i figure I have to be getting smarter.

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    1. My problem is, I learn one thing and forget two.

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  3. Mr. C.....
    You picked the most enigmatic subject matter in all of the Universe!
    Take a sip of Dewer's, hit the joint if offered, put on the History Channel, (unless of course Ice Road Truckers is on) Relax....
    Loved your conundrum 55
    Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End.

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    1. No bout adoubt it G-Man, you're a genius. Dewers and Ice Road Truckers has saved many a man from terminal confusion.

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    1. It's sort of like a dog chasing a car, what are you going to do with it if you catch it?

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  5. There is a meme making the circuit of Facebook that fits here. It is a picture of Al Bundy sitting on his couch with a confused and disgusted look on his face. The caption that goes along with the picture says something to the effect. "Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."

    Don't hate me, just the messenger here.

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    1. BB, that's brilliant! Now it all comes clear.

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  6. Listen carefully .. you might hear me giggling!!!

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    1. There's hardly anything I like more than a giggling girl.

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  7. "Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood." ~Oscar Wilde

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  8. Great flash fiction, but women are just like men. Kinda, sorta. Just a few different body parts. Never mind. Let's just go with what Pixel Peeper said.

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  9. All I know about women is the only acceptable response to anything is "Whatever you say, that's what we'll do."

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    1. That's what's know as the "lay down" principal. Very effective if you can just keep your ego out of it.

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  10. Women, the givers of pleasure and pain, so I've heard.

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