The first time I saw her she was in the Downward Dog
My heart fell out and I thought I'd been hog-tied
Never felt this way before, like a ring through my nose
Couldn't say why and I pray it won't show
I'm in love I suppose
But everybody knows...
It was just camel toes
Friday Flash 55 at the G-Man's
That was hysterical. Love all of the animal references.
ReplyDeleteFlash 55 - The Accidental Gardener
Sounds to me like someone is watching a yoga class with women wearing TOO tight yoga pants!
ReplyDeleteI think YOU should start stretching, and do a little less ogling :)
Hey, at my age ogling IS exercise! However, a memory of times gone by.
DeleteYes... so my father-in-law says :)
Deletesnort....ha...
ReplyDeleteahem...never done that myself you know...
but i know...err...ha...oh it will certainly strike you.
smiles.
Suddenly I have a hankerin for some Clams.
ReplyDeleteAnd a Pink Taco or two.
May I have a Cooter Biscuit please?
Loved your constricted and puffy 55
Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End
You sure do have fun with these, don't you? But a waltz? I tried to imagine the proper waltz rhythm as I read, but I dunno; it worked better for me as a hillbilly rag. (With banjos and a washboard in the background.)
ReplyDeleteOK, here we go... 1,2,3,1,2,3 the first time i saw her, she was in downward dog
Deleteyeee haaa
Maybe we could try several versions of this song: waltz, hillbilly rag, hip-hop, speed metal...
ReplyDeleteHahahaha...sounds like you're in lust.
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