Good Grief! How much junk can one person collect over ten years? Did you know that Goodwill won't take old TVs and mattresses, no matter how good their condition? Ever tried to get rid of all of that computer/electronic junk without sending it to the landfill? Damned near impossible. Found out the best way was to simply leave it by the side of the road and let the scavengers take it. They know where to sell it.
A twisted knee, shin splint, sore back, endless struggles with Comcast cable, the estranged wife, and hundreds of dollars later... Mr. C is back! Battered, bruised and broke, but unbroken. Got a lot of catching up to do.