Friday, October 5, 2012

Just Shoot Me



My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don’t love Jesus.  And, this has nothing to do with hang-ups or hangovers and everything to do with an end of summer cold.  A sneezy, stuffed-up, achy head, runny nose, let me die kind of cold and that, my friend, is why this Friday 55 submission sucks.
  

26 comments:

  1. First of all....
    NEVER apologize for a Friday Flash 55.
    We cannot control our inspirations...:-)
    Besides, I LOVED your 55
    Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End

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    1. Thanks Barbara. I'll have to look up one of your sunsets.

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  3. You need to run down to Fausto's and get some chocolate milk.

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    1. What? Where? You mean you want me to give up my Jack Daniels?

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    2. I'm goin' down to Fausto's get some chocolate milk
      Can't spend my life in yer sheets of silk
      I've got to find my way
      Crawl out and greet the day

      Chorus:
      But now my head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus
      (oh my lordy it's that...)
      It's that kinda mornin'
      Really was that kinda night
      Tryin' to tell myself that my condition is improvin'
      And if I don't die by Thursday I'll be roarin' Friday night


      Jimmy really wrote some great stuff.

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  4. Awww can I drop you off some potato soup? Try to have a restful weekend.

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    1. Potato soup, or potato squeezin's, would be just fine,thank you.

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  5. Drink plenty of fluids. It'll be hard to tell a hangover from congestion.

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    1. I have always assumed the object was to reach a state of oblivion.

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  6. To kill germs, do like hospitals do. They sterilize everything by wiping it down with alcohol.

    It works for the inside of the human body, too. I do it with a nice Merlot.

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  7. Surely there's a cold remedy somewhere that will renew your love for Jesus.

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    1. You would think so. But hey, that gives me a great idea for a new cough syrup. Sweet Jesus, fruit of the vine.

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  8. summer colds suck. I probably shouldn't invoke the gods by saying this but I can't remember the last time I had a really bad cold.

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    1. It had been a while for me also. Good vibes going your way. Hope you miss it.

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  9. My husband had a hunting buddy who swore by his cure for the common cold: Jack Daniels and pickle juice. Not mixed, just copious swigs of one after the other. He drank so much, he didn't care about the cold anymore. Get well soon.

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    1. Your hubby's buddy and I had the same cure, minus the pickle juice. Worked well for many years.

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    1. Fiction in 55 words. Check out the link at the bottom of the post.

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    2. Too much work. BTW if it is only 55 words why did you not just copy it?
      Oh yeah, too much work.
      Never Mind.

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  11. Sucks? Nah, sounded pretty good to me :) Here's mine: New Deal

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