Dog goes into yard.
Within one minute poop covered with flies.
WTF? Where do they come from?
Dog on remote trail in woods.
Within 30 seconds poop covered with flies.
WTF? Do these things fly around following dogs?
On sailboat 10 miles offshore.
Within 1 minute cabin filled with tiny flies.
WTF? Do these suckers live inside cantaloupes? Do they somehow know there's a cantaloupe on board and follow us to sea? Do they lurk in the cabin hoping a cantaloupe will come on board?
So many questions. Too many answers.