Sunday, July 8, 2012

What Would You Do If She Wants Sex?

Run Away!  Run Away!

24 comments:

  1. Now what did you do, read Fifty Shades of Grey???

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  2. Hey wait a minute. What happened to the prude that did not want sex shoved in his face???
    Those are bear tits. (sic) Ma'ma.

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    1. they are indeed Bear tits. mama bear bares her tits.

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  3. I wonder if she insists on opening her own freaking doors.

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    1. Something tells me the doors just say fuck it and open when they see her coming

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  4. More like Fifty Shades of Gahhhhhh!

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    1. Were you saying that was you in your younger days?

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  6. Beg to be allowed to be alive when she was done with me.


    Punch please do not make get all judiciary on you again I haven't slept for like 35 hours


    there ya go I'd simply tell her I haven't slept for 35 hours.

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    1. Somehow images of a male devouring black widow spider come to mind, the sleepier the better.

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  7. Women rarely ask me for sex.

    I just saw your questionnaire. On first glance, there are alternative answers not mentioned. Isn't that always the case, I never fit into any schedules.

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    1. Unfortunately, they rarely ask me either. I'm beginning to believe Dr. Phil's test was designed for the Reader's Digest.

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  8. I would introduce her to my boss.

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    1. It would surely be an educational experience

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    1. If you didn't before, you would damned sure have afterwards

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