Now what did you do, read Fifty Shades of Grey???
I believe it was Dorian Grey
I would say YES!
Hey wait a minute. What happened to the prude that did not want sex shoved in his face???Those are bear tits. (sic) Ma'ma.
they are indeed Bear tits. mama bear bares her tits.
I couldn't have said it better.
I wonder if she insists on opening her own freaking doors.
Something tells me the doors just say fuck it and open when they see her coming
More like Fifty Shades of Gahhhhhh!
fifty shades of hotallmighty
In my younger days....Never mind.
Were you saying that was you in your younger days?
Beg to be allowed to be alive when she was done with me.Punch please do not make get all judiciary on you again I haven't slept for like 35 hoursthere ya go I'd simply tell her I haven't slept for 35 hours.
Somehow images of a male devouring black widow spider come to mind, the sleepier the better.
Women rarely ask me for sex.I just saw your questionnaire. On first glance, there are alternative answers not mentioned. Isn't that always the case, I never fit into any schedules.
Unfortunately, they rarely ask me either. I'm beginning to believe Dr. Phil's test was designed for the Reader's Digest.
More like Oprah.
I would introduce her to my boss.
It would surely be an educational experience
I'd tell her I have a headache.
If you didn't before, you would damned sure have afterwards
Couldn't have said it better myself
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