Once again Mr. C finds himself in the role of Father Advisor in his endless quest for enlightenment of the male of the species. Today's lesson, women's chests.
Doesn't it really piss you off when a good looking dame comes strutting by in revealing clothing only to scowl at you if you dare to look? It does me. Ladies, if you don't want us men ogling, then cover that thing up. You know as well as me that you dress that way to gain attention. That's great and we love it, but don't start in with that phoney "What are you looking at?" baloney when you get it.
However, we all know that Dale Carnegie wouldn't approve of this message and he's right. If the goal is to reach an objective, then you have to be smarter than the prey. Here's an example. Pay attention.
Now, that's how it's done guys.
Of course, there's always going to be some wimps out there (like a couple of characters AKA Punch and JJ) who will pander to the fairer sex and proclaim how sweet and innocent their motives are. For them, I offer the following:
That's our lesson for today guys. We know we're at a huge disadvantage in the "wiles" department so be alert.