Friday, July 15, 2011

For Ladies Only. Gentlemen, avert your eyes

Ladies, not only is this gadget a brilliant piece of engineering, but also a fashion statement guaranteed to make you the most popular girl at the party and the envy of all your friends.  I happen to be the exclusive distributor of the Nip-n-tuck and taking appointments for a personal fitting.  Order now and get a six-pack for free!


  1. Too late, what has been seen cannot be unseen.
    Thanks, Mr C.
    I'm wondering though, how you landed on a site with "spank" in the title...

  2. LOL - it was sent to me in an email. Honest!

  3. that's what I like about the South!

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