For Men Who Leave The Seat Up

Four Irish Catholic men and a woman are having coffee after Mass.

One of the men brags, "My son is a priest and when he walks into a room everyone calls him Father."

Another one says,  "Well now, my son is a Bishop and when he walks into a room people call him Your Grace."

The third man announces proudly, "Me eldest is a Cardinal and when he walks into a room people rise and call him Your Eminence."

The fourth man swells with pride and proclaims, "Hoot man, me son is the Pope, and people call him Your Holiness."

The woman sits quietly while all four men stare at her waiting for her reply.  After a moment she says,  "Well, my daughter is 24 years old, she's tall and slim, has double D breasts and an hour-glass waist and when she enters a room all the men stop talking and say... Oh my God!"