Thursday, May 30, 2013

Blow Gabriel, Blow



The pretty young nun cried "Mother, I've been taken!"
While bathing the old Father my vows I've forsaken.
He said that I have the lock, and he has the key
And if you join them together then heaven we will see.
Shocked, the Mother Superior cried "Strumpet!"
The SOB told me it was Gabriel's trumpet! 

Friday Flash 55 at the G-Man's
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14 comments:

  1. Brian MillerThursday, May 30, 2013 8:47:00 PM

    hehe...and he is a blessed man surely...lol...ha...gotta watch those priests...they will get you confessing surely...

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  2. g-manThursday, May 30, 2013 9:20:00 PM

    Mr C....?
    You be a bit Randy ce soir ici...
    Merci mon ami!!!
    Loved your anti- Catholicism 55
    Say ten Hail Marys, then go and sin no more.
    Then go have a Kick Ass Week End

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  3. SusanThursday, May 30, 2013 10:10:00 PM

    Oh, that is a great one with a fine rhyming scheme! I meant to do one myself today--alas. Wait, tomorrow is Friday. I have time.

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  4. Susan Flett SwiderskiThursday, May 30, 2013 11:14:00 PM

    Feeling a bit naughty today, are we? And in rhyme, no less! Great job, Mr. C.

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  5. MargaretThursday, May 30, 2013 11:45:00 PM

    ...even the title is suggestive! You had fun with this one.

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  6. Maude LynnFriday, May 31, 2013 12:07:00 AM

    This is freaking hilarious!

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  7. Other MaryFriday, May 31, 2013 8:33:00 AM

    Bahahahaha!

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  8. LincFriday, May 31, 2013 9:01:00 AM

    Oh yes, I love it!

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  9. HelenFriday, May 31, 2013 10:08:00 AM

    Delightful little romp in the hay!!!

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  10. AnonymousFriday, May 31, 2013 11:37:00 AM

    This is just hilarious!

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  11. Doctor FTSEFriday, May 31, 2013 2:27:00 PM

    Great to start reading 55's with a laugh. Great write.

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  12. Tom HarperFriday, May 31, 2013 3:43:00 PM

    ROTFLMAO.

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  13. Vanessa Victoria KilmerSaturday, June 01, 2013 6:24:00 PM

    Very funny.

    Flash 55 - prick lee

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  14. the walking manMonday, June 03, 2013 6:43:00 AM

    Funny as heel but nuns are not by my experience that stupid. little boys maybe but not nuns.

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