My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don’t love Jesus. And, this has nothing to do with hang-ups or
hangovers and everything to do with an end of summer cold. A sneezy, stuffed-up, achy head, runny nose,
let me die kind of cold and that, my friend, is why this Friday 55 submission
sucks.
First of all....
ReplyDeleteNEVER apologize for a Friday Flash 55.
We cannot control our inspirations...:-)
Besides, I LOVED your 55
Thanks for playing, and have a Kick Ass Week-End
Problem is... it ain't fiction
DeleteAw, feel better, Mr. C. Nice 55 actually.
ReplyDeleteThanks Barbara. I'll have to look up one of your sunsets.
DeleteYou need to run down to Fausto's and get some chocolate milk.
ReplyDeleteWhat? Where? You mean you want me to give up my Jack Daniels?
DeleteI'm goin' down to Fausto's get some chocolate milk
DeleteCan't spend my life in yer sheets of silk
I've got to find my way
Crawl out and greet the day
Chorus:
But now my head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus
(oh my lordy it's that...)
It's that kinda mornin'
Really was that kinda night
Tryin' to tell myself that my condition is improvin'
And if I don't die by Thursday I'll be roarin' Friday night
Jimmy really wrote some great stuff.
Oh yes. My bad.
DeletePotato soup, or potato squeezin's, would be just fine,thank you.
ReplyDeleteDrink plenty of fluids. It'll be hard to tell a hangover from congestion.
ReplyDeleteI have always assumed the object was to reach a state of oblivion.
DeleteTo kill germs, do like hospitals do. They sterilize everything by wiping it down with alcohol.
ReplyDeleteIt works for the inside of the human body, too. I do it with a nice Merlot.
Jack Daniels
DeleteSurely there's a cold remedy somewhere that will renew your love for Jesus.
ReplyDeleteYou would think so. But hey, that gives me a great idea for a new cough syrup. Sweet Jesus, fruit of the vine.
Deletesummer colds suck. I probably shouldn't invoke the gods by saying this but I can't remember the last time I had a really bad cold.
ReplyDeleteIt had been a while for me also. Good vibes going your way. Hope you miss it.
DeleteMy husband had a hunting buddy who swore by his cure for the common cold: Jack Daniels and pickle juice. Not mixed, just copious swigs of one after the other. He drank so much, he didn't care about the cold anymore. Get well soon.
ReplyDeleteYour hubby's buddy and I had the same cure, minus the pickle juice. Worked well for many years.
DeleteJebus will forgive you..
ReplyDeleteI'm counting on it.
DeleteWhat is a flash 55?
ReplyDeleteFiction in 55 words. Check out the link at the bottom of the post.
DeleteToo much work. BTW if it is only 55 words why did you not just copy it?
DeleteOh yeah, too much work.
Never Mind.
Sucks? Nah, sounded pretty good to me :) Here's mine: New Deal
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