Saturday, October 1, 2011

The Path To Success


What is 100%

MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
 
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A -R -D-W-O -R -K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and 

K -N -O -W-L -E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5
= 96%

But ,

A-T -T -I -T -U -D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B -U -L -L -S -H-I -T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S -S -K -I -S-S -I -N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
 
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it’s Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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14 comments:

  1. jadedjSaturday, October 01, 2011 3:53:00 PM

    and F U C K Y O U = 102%
    It's worth the extra effort.

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  2. Mr. CharlestonSaturday, October 01, 2011 4:59:00 PM

    And SMARTASS = 105% Looks like you're over the top JJ.

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  3. SydSaturday, October 01, 2011 7:28:00 PM

    A good one that has been proven true.

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  4. NanceSaturday, October 01, 2011 8:19:00 PM

    Ponder this:

    111%: In 2009, the percentage increase of young people in France who had unsafe sex, according to a recent survey.

    (Wish I could have thought of something funnier, don't you?)

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  5. Mr. CharlestonSaturday, October 01, 2011 9:58:00 PM

    I wonder what's going on in France.

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  6. PunchSunday, October 02, 2011 8:33:00 AM

    ZZ Top = 103% that lil’ old band from Texas. Good enough for me.

    The Beatles =64% would you still need me, would you still feed me when I’m 64?

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  7. jadedjSunday, October 02, 2011 11:31:00 AM

    Sorry you took that as being directed to you, C. It wasn't. So how about this one: SELF-CENTERED = 116%

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  8. Mr. CharlestonSunday, October 02, 2011 11:47:00 AM

    Yes, that's better. Suits you perfectly.

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  9. PunchSunday, October 02, 2011 3:43:00 PM

    Potted Plant = 143

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  10. Mr. CharlestonSunday, October 02, 2011 7:31:00 PM

    Have no idea where you are going with this Punch, but I like.

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  11. Commander ZaiusSunday, October 02, 2011 8:43:00 PM

    LOL!!!!

    A few of my coworkers know the ass kissing thing well.

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  12. Susan Flett SwiderskiMonday, October 03, 2011 9:54:00 AM

    Too funny ... and only because it's so true!

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  13. AnonymousTuesday, October 04, 2011 1:28:00 AM

    Haha! Squirrel = 119

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  14. Mr. CharlestonTuesday, October 04, 2011 6:22:00 AM

    By jove Squirrel, maybe gathering nuts all these years has paid off.

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