Like Andrew asked, please tell me this is some item from The Onion. I know plenty of stupid people, the worst who actually believes Al-Qaeda could conquer America and impose Sharia law.
I can make no claim or knowledge of the veracity of this "news" clipping. But nothing surprises me anymore. After all, I once had a spear land in my popcorn at a 3D movie.
Probably a Republican, our Erik. They'll believe anything.
ReplyDelete"I'm going to sue the producers and the cinema." Probably says it all. And yes, must be Republican.
ReplyDeleteReally? No. Surely you are kidding....really?
ReplyDeleteOh c'mon now. Where did you get that. The Onion?
ReplyDelete"The movie was so lifelike. It was like I could feel that guy inside of me."
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOD!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLike Andrew asked, please tell me this is some item from The Onion. I know plenty of stupid people, the worst who actually believes Al-Qaeda could conquer America and impose Sharia law.
This one takes the cake though.
I can make no claim or knowledge of the veracity of this "news" clipping. But nothing surprises me anymore. After all, I once had a spear land in my popcorn at a 3D movie.
ReplyDeleteand she said..."it was soooooooo life-like when it came bursting through the screen".
ReplyDeleteWell, I had heard the army has lowered it's IQ standards in the interest of enlisting more bodies...but this guy, ain't even on the scale.
Just when ya thought ya done seen 'n heard it ALL!
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