What the hell's going on here?

What the hell is going on here? I've been away for months, nay, years and nothing's changed.  Old friends are still around.  The place looks and feels the same.  Am I caught up in some kind of time warp?  Or, is it a chronosynclastic infundibulum?  That's it! It must be! What else could explain Donald Trump?

Sunday sunrise walk in my hometown.